Capital Football is holding its annual presentation night to celebrate the end of another season on Friday 7th October 2005. ANU has been allocated twenty-one tickets to this special occasion. If you'd like to attend please see Steph.

Due to the continued popularity and success of the ANUWSC's women's and mixed summer competitions, both shall be held again this summer. It is anticipated that the mixed competition will be expanded due to the overwhelming demand experienced last season. More details to come but both competitions are expected to start in November.

The annual presentation night also doubles as the ANUWSC's AGM. So if you're considering joining the committee then this is your chance to be nominated and elected. If you would like further information please see your current friendly committee.

The annual ANUWSC end of winter season presentation night is to be held on Saturday 24th September 2005 at the RSL on Moore Street, Civic. Tickets are $30 and include a two course sit down dinner with wine. Tickets will be on sale soon at training and at games. See your team contact for more details:

Arrows: Kath Kulhanek
Anarchy: Kath Kulhanek
Spirit: Linda Uhlmann
Pirates: Lucy McGarva and Cecilia Tran
Ravens: Kate Michelly/Ness Wong
Phoenix: Kate Michelly
Jezebels: Clare Butterfield

Latest quotes:

The scene:The half time whistle blows in the SL2 match between ANU Spirit and Lanyon.
Lanyon Coach: Run it in Lanyon!
Julian: Walk slowly uni.

Ann: I am a persistent yet inconsistent lesbian

The scene: Carly lying in the middle of the pitch waiting for an ambulance, having just broken her ankle.
Carly: Guys I think we need to smoke some weed...it's in my cupboard, Jules can you go get it?

The scene: Slav returns after spending six weeks overseas. Group at the bar. Slav wanders up. The first thing she says after not seeing the crowd since before she left:
Slav: Are you cranky or tired Nigel?
Nigel: F*** off

Steph: There's no brain getting to my oxygen.

Steph: You just have to score seven goals and then you'll win 5-2.

The scene: 3am Saturday night.
Lucy: Goon doesn't not make you drunk at all.
(Closely followed by)
Lucy: Goon is great.

The scene: Start of the second half against Cooma, in Cooma.
Ness:I can taste that tequila again.

Classic quotes:

Nigel: If I were a lesbian...
Sam: You wouldn't sleep with any of us.

Linda: Half time oranges anyone?
Cassie: Oranges? How do you spell that?

Danny:You can all come and watch me in my basketball final.
Ann:Didn't you say you were crap at basketball?
Danny:Well I have to watch you play every Sunday.

Think you can do better? Let us know (email Steph at anuwsc@hotmail.com) and have your quote up on the web site for a week or until someone else says something even more confusing or offensive.

To encourage and reward the initiative and dedication of ANUWSC members, any player bringing significant sponsorship to the club will be refunded their registration fees for the 2005 season. To find out more please speak to Steph.